TESCO'S TIRIMASU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.

PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body.

BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.

NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.

A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children.

A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.

A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.

AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?