Anagrams
       

      An ANAGRAM, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding!

      Dormitory = Dirty Room
      Evangelist = Evil's Agent
      Desperation = A Rope Ends It
      The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
      Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
      Animosity = Is No Amity
      Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
      Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
      Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
      Semolina = Is No Meal
      The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
      A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
      The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
      Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
      Contradiction = Accord not in it

      This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

      Politicians:
      George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
      George Bush = He bugs Gore
      Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
      Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
      Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone
      Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
      The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty

      And the grand finale: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

      Submitted by Dave at: BOOMRSFORG@AOL.Com