* Back up my hard drive?  I can't find the reverse switch.
* I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
* Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.
* When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
* Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* I feel like I'm diagonally parked, in a parallel universe.
* He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
* She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
* You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
* I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
* When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer?
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
* Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
* Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
* Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
* Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the Earth.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
* When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.
* I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* Change is inevitable.  Except from a vending machine.
* Dyslexics of the world, untie.
* I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
* I don't find it hard to meet expenses.  They're everywhere.
* Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.

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Gary D. Hood
Business EMail: HoodPress@CompuServe.Com Personal EMail: KFRS95A@Prodigy.Com If it will not matter in ten years, do not worry about it now.