An old man burst into a doctor's office, sobbing and begging
the doctor to help him.
 
    "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
 
    "Well, I'm married to a beautiful 23-year-old woman.
She's rich and she takes good care of me, and we have sex
four or five times a day.  Please, doctor, ya' gotta' help
me!"
 
    The old man is becoming hysterical, but the doctor said,
"I'm sorry, sir, but I still don't see the problem."
 
    The old man shook his head miserably and sobbed, "I
can't remember where I live!!"