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Squawks - Problem and Solution New Concerns for the Boomer Generation A Real Bell Ringer - A dead Ringer for his.... Honk - If You Love Jesus Ain't Scared - of the Devil The Pearly Gates - Three friends die and..... The Hole in One - Who is he going to tell The Next Time You Think You are Having a Bad Day Read This Do You Have the Time - Batteries Included Foul Mouthed Bird who was taught some manners. Some Great Sayings by some of our leaders and the verbally challenged. Jesus is Watching You - what's in a name? Here Lies..... - it's all how you look at it. Are You a Guy? - take this quick test. Only in the Movies will you see these scenes A Few Drinking Jokes - so that's what they do when fogged in. Tidbits - With a Little Help from Our Friends. Did You Ever Wonder- a few things to think about. Anagrams- think about these. Oxymorons- Top fifty. Contest Results- Theories Before and After- You take my breath away Wedding and Marriage Humor - Take my wife - please. Family Tree - A strange relationship here. Madness Takes its Toll - Please Have exact change! The Night Before Christmas - Legally Speaking The Night Before Christmas - Modern Version Fruit Cake Recipe Year 2,000- edition of Windows. Is There a Doctor in the House- some real life sayings taken from Medical Records |
Dilbert Managers Award - They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. Here are some of the submissions: What's in a Sign - These are real life examples Famous Marketing Screwups - These have been around for awhile but are worth including here. Pay Up - Or Else The Loan - It's a knick knack.... New Virus Alert - some of the most deadly can be found here. Will it Never End - a little humor to start your weekend. One Liners for your "friends" at the Office. Baiting Not Allowed - little Silcon Valley humor. Who is Your Friend - not really humor, but something to think about. In My Day - we walked to school - uphill all the way - in both directions. State Mottos - might these be a little more realistic? New Virus - the Gullibility Virus is spreading throughout the Internet. Thoughts - what makes you think you're so special? Quotes from Offices - And you wonder why nothing is ever accomplished. The Interview - But you started it. Excuses, Excuse - The Five Maxims of Making Excuses. And Let the Jokes Begin- Lawyer Jokes that is. Lend me Your Ear- for just a minute Whoa Big Fella- Whoa Merger Mania- Some improbable combinations No Abilities Act- 135 million qualify Manufacturers Warnings- Actual Warnings where you don't expect to see them. Engineering Applicants- I don't know either! Quotes - from actual job evaluations. All I ever needed to know - I learned from Noah's Ark. Another Lawyer Joke - Murphy, a dishonest Lawyer... The End of the World - Good News and Bad News I forgot - something very important. Does anyone remember? The Season - twice even. The Anniversary - one out of 10 ain't bad Viagra - a few twists on this drug The 75 Years of Man - and the Beat Goes On |